This morning I committed a war crime against my toilet

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/20/2020 at 10:12 • Filed to: None

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Roundbadge > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2020 at 10:21

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I had a Gravity Kills album in college, but it got stolen along with 20 or so others, a graphing calculator, and some thing else that’s escaping me at the moment.  I forgot how much I enjoyed Gravity Kills.

Tekamul > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2020 at 10:38

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Wow, I have that album....somewhere. I don't think I've listened to it in 20 years. 

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tekamul 02/20/2020 at 10:40

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Did you steal it from Roundbadge?

Tekamul > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2020 at 10:48

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*slides lid closed on Ti-82*

I don't know what you mean

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2020 at 10:55

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I do that daily. My toilet and I are not on speaking terms right now as a result.

Cash Rewards > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2020 at 11:50

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i have Crohn’s, my wife has no gallbladder, and my daughter has celiac. My son is alone with a complete, normal functioning digestive track. We’re all criminals

Mid Engine > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2020 at 12:55

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I have a Bronsdell S1000 seat, it’s a bidet thingy. It’s a very nice toilet and I should show it more respect, however, I continue to do unspeakable things to it daily. When my wife cleans the bathroom she sez it reminds her of a toilet in a bus terminal. I’m a bad person

Roundbadge > Tekamul 02/21/2020 at 14:50

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You son of a...